1- You only get laid once

2- It takes you three minutes to get hard, and when you do someone hits you over the head with a cold spoon

3-Only your mother gets to sit on your face

4-When you come, its in a box with Eleven others

5-Your father was a cock

However on the brightside I have recently been taken into a new house, and I think he's one of the good guys.

So before he eats me i'm gonna try an do something to try save being cooked with the bacon.

he's an attractive, single 20 something guy seeking an attractive single girl. so if your interested i think you shoud reply to this add

Ps This was hard to write as being an Egg myself i had to face many grammiticial and typing errors.

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