Hello i thought i would try here . About two years ago to the day (halloween ) i was out with my friend maisie buckett from kentucket we were on our way to an Elvis convention being held in the Waterfront Hall being his biggest fans ever !when our trusty old reliant robin broke down on the freeway . It was the most stormiest night i have ever in all my 56 years of living have experienced for the wind was howling (maisie had beans and cabbage for supper) the rain was lashing making me all wet and hungry for moreThe deafenining thunder drowning out maises rotton egg farts ,the lightening streaking across the sky played devils advocate to my wet blouse making it see through you could even make out the scars from my recent boob job . In the darkness we could make out ( no not maisie and myself she just isnt my type) make out lights in the far distance the lights got closer then a gruesome pink cadalaic pulled up beside us .A man stepped out he held out his hand and said " hey there ladies can a offer you a ride ? his voice was a southern drawl from ballymun i would sayi took his hand in my wet one and replied i would love to take you up on your offer of a ride . We both huddled into the the front seat of the caddy he introduced himself as an Elvis lover ( Damn him to hell he is a gay i thought) he was dressed in the famous white jumpsuit which covered his bulge just about, it was hard to make out his features as it was so dark that night, elvis music played on the car stereo "you aint nothing but a hounddog ,,,,with that old hound maisie screeching along to it . He asked us were we were going ,we told him ," Oh said he i was going to make an appearance there tonight myself but first i have to call into burgerking , then go to the toilet ill see you lovely ladies inside " We got out of the car made our way into the Waterfront were we had the best night ever it was a sea of Elvis impersonators but we could not find the one who gave us a ride all i want to say is are you Him? Are you alive? Are you living in south belfast near burgerking ? Are you lonesome tonight ? Id never step on your blue suede shoes . Are you in the ghetto? I love you Elvis Aaron Presley .ps i hate that dirty cheating slut priscilla ....................Please reply lots and lots of burning love Daisie Fuckett from Nantuckett xxx

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