I hope you can see from the title and area details that this is a genuine ad, and all genuine replies will receive one in return. So we have already established that I'm honest, trustworthy and I never take without giving. Yes, I'm quite a guy.

I'm here because.....

A; I'm too cheap to join a pay site where the more attractive females from the area post alluring photographs and F-Buddy requests. They're only a recurring £24.99 a month away, but I have just enough control over the impulse of my genitals to prevent me from handing over my credit card details. Oh yes girls, I have a credit card. I am quite the catch. Let's get together and try to pay off my balance.

and B; I just really like meeting new people. And sometimes never seeing them again. Women and girls rule my world, as Prince said in his 1986 hit song "Kiss", now sadly the preserve of wedding receptions accompanied by middle aged divorcees dancing toe-curlingly provocatively in an attempt to seduce a much younger relative. But nevertheless, women and girls are a constant source of pleasure. Don't get sexual yet please, there's plenty of time for that. I adore their company and their conversation. And I'm always interested in meeting more.

If you would like to exchange emails, exchange phonecalls or go out for a drink, drop me a line. If you want a little more with a FWB, FB or NSA kinda feel, drop me a line. If you want me to explain what those letters mean, drop me a line.

I must set an age limit of 32 and a size limit of 12 with no sprogs. Yes, I am also a b*stard.

Please accompany your reply with a recent photo. I assure you it will be immediately destroyed and will not be used for any distasteful purposes, unless you specifically request it.

I, by the way, am 28 and living in N ireland. I am not your normal Gumtree guy. And I look forward to hearing from you.

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