Hi There,

Please excuse my lack of faith, only I've become so frustrated spending 5 minutes carefully writing a response to a singles ad, that I refuse to any more until I know I'm speaking to a genuine person and not another automated email sending me to sign up at some dating network!

I'm a tall caucasian gentleman - I always treat ladies with respect. I would hope to meet and communicate with a genuine lady via email initially, and if appropriate perhaps meeting in person if we would wish to do so. Age is unimportant (within reason - no minors & no pensioners please!)..

So please be so kind and simply email me saying "yes I am real" and I'll respond by telling you all about me and will include a picture too! Fair enough? I hope so :-)


ok ok i admit the above is simply copied and pasted from another advert-I admit I was going to pretend and pass it off has mine, however upon reflection and actually having properly read it-it is actually pretty dull and pretty formal for what should be a witty attempt to seduce a female of possible interest.

However the witty and slightly childish advert title is all mine.

so there you have it-zero information about myself so if you fancy learning anything about me i look forward to hearing from you

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