Dear Reader,

Thanks for viewing this advert, info-slip, whatever. As a member of the Alliance Party of NI I am totally unhappy about how the DUP and Sinn Fein are now being lauded as peace-bringing democrats when they are in fact just bastards. However, I'm also angry at the incompetent, general malaise and laissez faire attitude which seems to infect Alliance. Because of this, I would propose a new party, with a strong libertarian ethos, dedicated to the rights and beliefs of the individual without thought of the colour, race or creed of that individual.

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