hi i was on the bus the 5b you got on , argued with the driver as you had your fare all in pennies so i went down and paid your fare , i looked at you and you looked half at me half at some were else, you were cross eyed , i smiled at you ,you smiled back , your two black teeth shone in the dim buslights , i helped you carry your bags to your seat but your bottle of buckfast fell out of your bag and rolled all way down the ailse you rolled down after it and caught it in your sausage like fingers , thats when i knew you were the one for me lying there on your back your dress hiked up and i could see the exquisite skid marks on your grey worn out knickers . your lovely belfast accent accenuated by spittle threw me of guard when you said to me :: well dont just stan ther gapin at ma ya big lout help a lady up an ill let ya hav more than a drink of ma bucky ::: i love you ,,,you are the one i have waited for my whole life to make it complete such a beautiful lady with no class ,no sophistication ,sheer unelegance but a lady all the same .so if you reading this please please reply to me so i can whisk you away to the registry office and make you mine then we can celebrate our honeymoon in style with a caravan in portrush with long staggering walks on the beach ps i love you so much it hurts xxx

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